The Pig Went Oink

The Pig Went Oink

The pig went oink

And that was the man's last

desperate attempt to stay human

The birds chattered in the

aviary

If I had let them go

The cats would have mauled them

We had a dog who was put down

when my first nephew was born

Because of diseased eyes

To this day I wonder why the

bitch never liked me

We had a pet mouse

Who got lost

What puzzles me

Why could we not live a better

life with the love of such

animals

I suppose because in the end

we tried to save our bacon

The pig went grunt

The beginning of a massive breakdown

He went free all his life

But he was eventually charged